I read some hilarious things in the Times T2 section today. They were remarks apprently made in American courts that were recoreded word for word by court reporters.
1. Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there
2. Q: All your responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
A: Oral
3. Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
4. Q: Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the Bar exam?
How I laughed!
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